I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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