I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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