A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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