I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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