I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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