no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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