So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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