Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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