didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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