We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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