Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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