whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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