This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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