sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
operation harelip BJ is a go
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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