she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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