Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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