I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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