if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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