Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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