scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you win again, gameday.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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