I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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