yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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