Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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