eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
