ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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