4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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