You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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