It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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