Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
tell me about the eggs
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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