I puked a lego.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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