i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.