Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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