Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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