new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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