You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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