24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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