So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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