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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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