You were right. It hurts to walk today.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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