We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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