Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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