i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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