There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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