whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
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Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm passing your future prison.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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