All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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