guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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