What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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