People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Congratulations! We have a period
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