Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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