Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She announced her abortion via fbk
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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