what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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