They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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