You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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