i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He keeps bees of course he's weird
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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