try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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