How'd it feel making her break her religion?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The Olympian is in my bed
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
