She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????