We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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