Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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