Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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